To: Absolutely Everyone [Ad/Spam]
Mar. 4th, 2016 11:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Do you wish that your money could grow on its own when you leave it alone?
Would you like to be able to finance your dream project?
WITH THE MCDUCK BANK, THESE HYPOTHESISES ARE REALITIES!!!¹
Afraid of bandits who will rob your house or ambush you during your travels?
Store your money in one of our offices in Aqures Ixen, Trano Golsaucia, Balicea and Flence, and take it back whenever you want!²
Wish money could grow on trees?
Store your Gil in the McDuck Bank, and the growth rate after a year will be of 6.5%!³
Need some fresh money right now?
The McDuck Bank will loan you the money you need to complete your projects!⁴⁵⁶
50 000 Gil => Pay back 5 500 Gil every months for ten months!⁷
100 000 Gil => Pay back 6 000 every months for eighteen months!⁸
For higer sums, please contact the CEO and President of Scrooge McDuck Industries.⁹
You still don't have an account?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Stop waiting and make an account in the McDuck Bank!
The Scrooge McDuck Industries do not promise that they will be realities for you 2. For withdrawals of a sum superior to 200 000 Gil, please contact your banker 24 hours in advance 3. May fluctuate and go down to 3.5% depending on the worldwide economy 4. People making loans have to be solvent and prove their identity with a regular income source 5. Heroes of Light need a solvent native of Crystallis to act as guarantor for them 6. Scrooge McDuck Industries reserve the right to deny any loan requests without explanations 7. Interest Rate of 10% 8. Interest rate of 08% 9. Interest rate superior to 10%.