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[As the team in Esdham handles the Mog Network device they found, the screen springs to life. That is, it’s covered in gray snow while Mordecai fiddles with the device found in the Ruins of Roalie.]

Hello, anyone hear me? [An older man’s voice is heard before the image clears up: the Barkeep’s familiar old face fills up the screen, though now he is framed by long black locks. He taps the screen with a finger.] See? Told ya I’m a natural.

[Being from the future and married to a tech person helps with strategically pushing buttons on strange machines.]

If y’all can hear this, I’mma let you know that I’m okay, we’re by the airship, don’t know where everyone is, and my hair grew out. [He brushes a black lock out behind his ear.] And now we got holophones or somethin’. Signal must be terrible out here in the middle of nowhere, can’t blame ‘em for not buildin’ no towers out here. Makes you wonder why they even left one of those OS crystals out here, unless--

[The flat-as-ever voice of Sparks Nevada can be heard piping up behind the Barkeep.]

Quit ramblin’, Barkeep. People ain’t here to listen to yer tech advice, and we don’t know how much juice this thing’s got. Just tell ‘em about the vision or whatever already.

Oh yeah, Sparks and Rialynn are here and totally fine. [No biggie.]

Right, now that vision of the future I got just as I woke. [Adding emphasis on the mystical concept of ~future~] We were fightin’ Kalki, only possessin’ Ramza like we last saw her, ‘cause the actual Kalki - her body, not her spirit - is deader than a doornail. Dunno where we were, but there’re crystals everyone, floatin’ platforms, too, and she sent that dragon summon Bahamut after us. We killed that thing pretty darn good, but then it got angry and grew a couple stories taller before gettin’ a second wind. That’s all I got before we had to head out. I got some food that’ll last a few days, but other than that, it’s empty as heck out here.

[Sparks’s face comes into view alongside Barkeep’s as he finished up, slowly pushing him out of view. The Barkeep’s cheek smushes against his mouth, preventing him from speaking.]

( if you listen closely, the sound of an unforgiving palm meeting a forehead echoes in the background… )

Dangit Barkeep I said keep it brief. Reckon some of you mighta heard that voice when we got knocked outta battle, right? That was the Queen, right? Told us to rest up cuz we’d need our energy to fight Kalki. Or Ramza, I guess. Said it was all she could do to help us stop the Cycle. I’m thinkin’ she mighta put us out for a little too long… Anyway, uh. Someone else is out there, right? We’re not just talking to ourselves, are we?

( there’s an exasperated sigh, as an orange hand made of hair makes an attempt to grab hold of the device for herself, while her arms stay crossed. A less-than-familiar looking Midna comes into view finally, wondering what it was she did exactly to deserve this fate. Both the company she had been forced into, as well as that whole end of the world thing. )

What these gentlemen are trying to say, I’m sure, is that if there’s anyone out there that can hear this transmission… ( or perhaps someone in particular— ) It would be in all of our best interests to re-group or at least share anything we’ve learned with one another.

( and then, a slightly muttered… ) If you haven’t all gone and gotten yourselves killed yet, at least.

((OOC: please list if you are directly speaking to Sparks, Barkeep, Midna, or Vincent to address the group in general))
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NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS!


Honey Delight Host Club will be opening after the new year, and we are looking for staff! We are seeking Musicians, Servers, Cooks, Dancers, and of course Hosts!

“But what is a Host Club?” you ask? It’s a place to meet the Heroes of Crystallis, one on one for private conversations, JUST FOR YOU! Have you ever wanted the personal attention of a particular hero? Or Heroes, have you wanted to talk to the beautiful citizens of Crystallis, but never found the right time or right way to ask? Now you’ll be able to have lunch with them in the comfort of a private booth with their undivided attention! Go on, ask all your questions, have a laugh, and share a secret ~

We’re happy to serve you ~ !

[An addendum is scrawled on the bottom of the notice]

Special Clean-Up Required Pre-Opening. Ghostbuster Advised.
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Yo.

Some of you guys remember I mentioned a Sexy Heroes Calendar a while back. Well, now we finally got the equipment we need, so it's happening. Unfortunately, some of the Heroes who volunteered to be a part of it the first time around are now blocks of rocks in the hospital. That's not the feel we're goin' for.

So, here's what's happening. If you wanna be a part of this project, we need the following:

-Models to pose for pictures. You gotta be worth lookin' at, so if you're not, check out the other options.

-Photographers/assistants. Lydia's volunteered to do most of the work, but she could probably use some help. Warning, she's a creepy little vampire child, so don't let her freak you out.

-Donors. You can donate gil, or set pieces, or costumes.

-Other volunteers. You can scout for locations for photo shoots, help with printing, or just go around the city promoting sales. The proceeds go to charity, so it's for a good cause.

So, that's the plan. Let me know if you're interested in helpin' so we can get this show on the road before the world ends.

-Santa Kurashiki

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