Captain Jack Harkness (
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To All Heroes
To Everybody:
Whether we've met or not, I'd appreciate a reply from as many people as are willing, especially if you didn't just come from a version of Earth.
So, let's talk holidays. Christmas, I was willing to let pass as a coincidence. Any civilized planet out there with a winter season ends up with some version of a winter solstice. It doesn't matter the time or the planet or the alien race, they've got some kind of tradition that we would recognize. Celebration for being 'almost out of the dark,' as a friend of mine would put it.
But Valentine's Day? Definitely a product of Earth, of a specific time period of Earth, to be sure. At least, in my experience. And that's where you guys come in. Anybody else, not from Earth, have a custom or a legend like this? Something specifically surrounding a holiday, something that's celebrated. Also, is anybody else reading up on Aqures Ixen legends enough to know if we're going all going to be dealing with rabbits and eggs in two months? If so, I'm calling shenanigans now.
-Captain Jack Harkness
Whether we've met or not, I'd appreciate a reply from as many people as are willing, especially if you didn't just come from a version of Earth.
So, let's talk holidays. Christmas, I was willing to let pass as a coincidence. Any civilized planet out there with a winter season ends up with some version of a winter solstice. It doesn't matter the time or the planet or the alien race, they've got some kind of tradition that we would recognize. Celebration for being 'almost out of the dark,' as a friend of mine would put it.
But Valentine's Day? Definitely a product of Earth, of a specific time period of Earth, to be sure. At least, in my experience. And that's where you guys come in. Anybody else, not from Earth, have a custom or a legend like this? Something specifically surrounding a holiday, something that's celebrated. Also, is anybody else reading up on Aqures Ixen legends enough to know if we're going all going to be dealing with rabbits and eggs in two months? If so, I'm calling shenanigans now.
-Captain Jack Harkness
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"I don't really got many other skills. I was pretty good at fighting, then I got here and they took all my strength from me." He rolls his eyes at that, thinking how backwards this whole Job thing is. "I worked so damn hard to become a decent fighter while in Exsilium. Learned from the best. I mean, the whole Dark Knight/Monk thing is cool, I guess, but I woulda rather left things the way they were."
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Jack taps himself on the chest. "Same thing for the second job, Dark Knight. It works on a weird logic, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. The idea of absorbing energy from your opponent, literally stealing their time away to add to your own? And then turning that energy back around to power the attacks? That's about the only way I can frame it."
"Same said card-game-playing roommate is also a White Mage, and it makes a lot better sense when you've got a healer backing you up." Jack shakes his head again in bewilderment. "It's still all so- ridiculous."
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Almost as creepy as his own demonic ability, which was sealed away along with his strength. Charm was just as creepy, and he didn't miss having that one at all.
"Yeah. I mean, I've seen a lotta movies, play a lot of games, read a lot of comics. Never did I think a world like this actually existed. But in Exsilium, we had people from all over the damn place. A lotta elves. Dragons. Other demons, even."
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"Maybe I should'a also asked about the world you came from before Exsilium, then?" He doesn't look creeped out at all, just very curious and fascinated, as he props his head up on a hand.
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"I dunno, it's just my home. I'm from Manhattan, and it was 2012 when I left. And I'm only half-demon. And while I was still there, I only met one other demon ever. Like, it's just humans, really. There ain't really other people like me runnin' around."
He'll leave out the part where his unknown father was an incubus. Or about the angels. That's a little much for him at the moment.
Johnny frowns as he looks into his glass, away from Jack. "That other demon - Lukas is his name - he was here. He showed up as one of those crystallized people last month. I spent two years lookin' for his stupid ass, and he turns up here like that." He mutters something blue before taking a long drink.
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Crap, nope, this is bringing up things Jack doesn't want to think about. "Does that mean that everybody who comes here is stuck here, one way or another? Stuck fighting or eventually lapse into those crystals? Means dragging the Doctor here has messed up my timeline for good, and nobody gets the benefit of actually having him help."
The look on Jack's face has turned sour, and he matches Johnny's long drink. "Fuck. Sorry. About every step of this process. Sorry. Because nobody else is apologizing."
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He was quiet for a moment, lost in thought, before speaking up again in a quiet grumble.
"Lukas might be a demon, but ya'd never meet someone more harmless in yer life. What I wanna know is why those who get brought here, get brought here. Why were we chosen?"
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"But no, for some reason, they get people who already have abilities," he gestures to Johnny, "or fighting experience," waves a hand at himself, "and rewrite what we know into what they want us to be. It's stupid."
"I'd kind of understand, if it didn't seem so systematic. Like," Jack waves a hand in a circle, as if trying to will his thoughts into making more sense, "somehow what we were in our old reality isn't real here, so we have to get changed to fit the laws of reality of this world? That guy, Sephiroth, was saying something about that."
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Johnny just shook his head. The more he tried to understand, the more questions he came up with instead. "I doubt any reason I'm ever given as to why I'm here'll be a good one. 'N if ya ask me, there's a difference between someone who doesn't know how to fight, and a guy like Lukas. I wouldn't call him a pacifist or anythin', but he just..." Was too dumb? Too nice? "I dunno. I guess not every Hero here's a combatant. But I doubt any of 'em bargain for human souls, like he does."
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"I guess it's hard to ask 'what's the difference between a demon and an alien' if you don't have any aliens. So, what's the deal, where do you come from, then?"
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He taps a finger on the bar as he thinks that question over. "What's the deal? Who knows. Maybe there are aliens there. And vampires. And whatever the fuck else. Cuz if there's angels and demons that most people aren't aware of, who's to say all that other shit ain't around either?"
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"Bah. Us two dopes with beers aren't going to crack this all open tonight. But I guess all this crap does put you at the front of the line for explanations, when we ever find who's doing this to us."
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"I hear that, man. I'm kinda resolved to never solving most of the weird shit goin' on in my life. And it's been weird since day one."
He holds up what remains in his current glass for a toast. "To us, forever the chew toys of the universe. Universes. Whatever."