Addressed to everyone [backdated to 5th May]

[frilliance]

 To whomever might be reading this, 

My name is Miles Edgeworth and I am a district attorney from Los Angeles. I apologize for this strange method of communication but my cellphone is missing and I have lost my cellphone and there seems to be no way to access any other sensible form of communication, unfortunately. To be frank, I would be surprised if this bizarre talking robot bear actually has any effect, 

I arrived in this bizarre place several hours ago and must make my way back to Los Angeles post-haste. Unfortunately, none of the locals seem to be of any use, as they keep telling me the same bizarre nonsense about me being some sort of magical chosen one and appear to think that I am intellectually incompetent enough to believe it. 

There must be someone out here with a tiny amount of common sense. Therefore, if you are somebody who fits that description, could you please tell me the best way to contact the Los Angeles police department so I can get in touch with my detective and make my way home. You have my gratitude. 

Yours sincerely, 

Miles Edgeworth. 

Comments

[hopedout]

[ There are some parts of that message that are concerning, which is why he decides to respond post haste. ]

Dear Edgeworth,

Unfortunately, what they said seems to be true, unless they somehow put me into a long 6+ months dream. Unrelated to that, was this "bizarre talking robot bear" half black and half white?

日向 創
— Hinata Hajime

[playing_hearts]

Mr. Edgeworth-

My name is Alice Liddell and I've been in Crystallis for quite some time now. Therefore I must regretfully inform you that, like many of us, you are trapped here until a way can be found to send us home. In addition I will not sugarcoat the situation we're in. This world is on the verge of collapse and many of the locals view us as heroes destined to 'save the day,' as it were.

Believe me when I say that none of us are terribly pleased with the state of things. However, this is the hand we were dealt and many of us are working towards solutions to the various obstacles arrayed against us. I'll try to answer any questions you might have.

That said, the creature with you is called a moogle. And can probably offer you a few answers on it's own. And while the moogles are capable of sending messages very quickly, there is currently no way we know of to contact our homes.

With my sincere sympathies,

Alice Liddell

have some sunshine, Edgeworth!

[boomchucka]

Hi there,

I don't where Los Angeles is nor have I heard of it but you might find yourself having a little trouble getting home. I know that waking up here can be a little difficult but this place isn't all that bad. Well except for the Calamity but it's not near us yet. That being said, that's why we're here and I get that it's a tough pill to swallow but we all have to make the best of a bad situation.

Unfortunately, writing letters and having them carted about by the moogles is the only way of communication here. Also, I don't think they'd enjoy being called a robot because they're very real. Try giving yours a kupo nut sometime. They can be found at the market. Actually... I'll send you one when Jaelyn brings you this letter! :)

There's lots of helpful people in the city who might be able to explain what's going on in the world a lot better than I can but it's our job to try and save this place. It's a bad situation but let's all do our best.

~ Selphie ~

PS: What's a cell phone?

[goddessofthesky]

Dear Miles Edgeworth,

My name is Zelda and like you I woke up in this world. I've been here for awhile now and while I know it is shocking there is no way home. At least none that we are currently aware off, there is research as well as notes that we've collected, most of which I keep at the Old Observatory.

You are welcome to stop by and I will catch you up on what we know. I'm afraid it's far to much to transcribe down and mail.

Thank you,

-Zelda

[shepherd_prince]

[Chrom is so lost. He knows what a bear is. The rest of these things, like cell phones and robots and Los Angeles? Not a clue. Even 'police department' isn't a term he recognizes. But at least he knows when he's talking with a newcomer.]

To Miles Edgeworth,

I am certain others must have written to you by now, proclaiming the reality of our situation. I would not wish to be redundant, nor would I truly know how to convince one such as yourself. All I can add is my own experience in that, as disorienting as it is, the truth of our removal from our home world to this world is true.

Nonetheless, whether you believe it or not, I am willing to offer my assistance. I have been a resident of this place for nearly half a year, and I've grown accustomed to many of its oddities. There is one thing you should be particularly cautious of, and that would be the monsters that dwell beyond the city walls. While they are not particularly numerous, they can be dangerous to those who do not expect to see them. Are you versed in any sort of combat style? If not, I would not recommend traveling alone.

Should you have any questions about this place, I will do my best to ensure you receive an answer. I wish you luck.

Sincerely,
Chrom

[terrorfirma]

      Common sense is pretty relative in a place like this you know, when you say things like "Los Angeles" and "District Attorney" it sounds just as crazy as "Heroes of Light" or "Calamity Swallowing the World" to most of us.

Lucky for you, I'm feeling pretty generous today so I'll let you in on a secret: there is no way home. Unless you feel like messing with the relativity of time and space, which I'm pretty sure hasn't worked out for most of these "Heroes" from what I hear.

          — ℰdna.