[Chrom is so lost. He knows what a bear is. The rest of these things, like cell phones and robots and Los Angeles? Not a clue. Even 'police department' isn't a term he recognizes. But at least he knows when he's talking with a newcomer.]

To Miles Edgeworth,

I am certain others must have written to you by now, proclaiming the reality of our situation. I would not wish to be redundant, nor would I truly know how to convince one such as yourself. All I can add is my own experience in that, as disorienting as it is, the truth of our removal from our home world to this world is true.

Nonetheless, whether you believe it or not, I am willing to offer my assistance. I have been a resident of this place for nearly half a year, and I've grown accustomed to many of its oddities. There is one thing you should be particularly cautious of, and that would be the monsters that dwell beyond the city walls. While they are not particularly numerous, they can be dangerous to those who do not expect to see them. Are you versed in any sort of combat style? If not, I would not recommend traveling alone.

Should you have any questions about this place, I will do my best to ensure you receive an answer. I wish you luck.

Sincerely,
Chrom