Addressed to everyone [backdated to 5th May]

[frilliance]

 To whomever might be reading this, 

My name is Miles Edgeworth and I am a district attorney from Los Angeles. I apologize for this strange method of communication but my cellphone is missing and I have lost my cellphone and there seems to be no way to access any other sensible form of communication, unfortunately. To be frank, I would be surprised if this bizarre talking robot bear actually has any effect, 

I arrived in this bizarre place several hours ago and must make my way back to Los Angeles post-haste. Unfortunately, none of the locals seem to be of any use, as they keep telling me the same bizarre nonsense about me being some sort of magical chosen one and appear to think that I am intellectually incompetent enough to believe it. 

There must be someone out here with a tiny amount of common sense. Therefore, if you are somebody who fits that description, could you please tell me the best way to contact the Los Angeles police department so I can get in touch with my detective and make my way home. You have my gratitude. 

Yours sincerely, 

Miles Edgeworth. 

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[shepherd_prince]

[Chrom rubs his hand through his hair after reading the reply to his letter. It seems the latest round of heroes have a knack for stubborn denial of their situation. Not that he blames them; it isn't a pleasant reality to be in, now that they know what they know. The next letter arrives with a new copy of the Crystallis Bestiary, as well as a smaller volume detailing the creatures to be found in Mysidia.]

To Miles Edgeworth,

I have provided a copy of the bestiary. You may find it useful in the days to come, so I suggest reading it, even if you are unable to believe in these creatures for now. Read and give it the benefit of the doubt, since there is far more harm in ignorance than conceding to superstition.

As to why and how we are here, I can provide a copy of a recent report that was distributed to us. However, the contents are far from pleasant, and I am certain they would only serve to cause you further distress. If you wish it, I will ask Kulevi to transcribe a copy for you.

Are you aware of which Jobs were imprinted on your Crystal? Perhaps if you attempted to make use of their abilities, you might find the proof you seek.

Your Ally,
Chrom