Letter to All Heroes

[nodreamsorhonor]

To all,

There are many things about this world that still puzzle me, but it seems I have found something that does not make any sense since the moment I have woke up here:

Why must I fear chasing after hamsters?

---Genesis Rhapsodos

Comments

[nodreamsorhonor]

Doug,

How lucky for you. Do enjoy sitting back and laughing at our expense when we are brought back as crystals.

---Genesis Rhapsodos

[mansome]

Genesis,

... You seriously mean to say you think all that stuff about killer hamsters is true? Come on, man. There's just no way.

- Doug

[nodreamsorhonor]

Doug,

I do not believe it, nevertheless, it would seem that people native to this planet do. So I am going to take their word for it right now and see if there are alternatives.

---Genesis Rhapsodos

[mansome]

Genesis,

Better hope they're not just pulling your leg. The idea sounds pretty out there. But on the off chance they're not, I guess that's just one more thing for us "heroes" to look out for. Death bringing hamsters.

Then again, it could be worse. What alternatives did you have in mind, anyway?

- Doug

[nodreamsorhonor]

Doug,

I doubt it. It seems too genuine of a fear for it to be a mere joke.

To not get the Job or to attempt it with a hamster that is a pet of one of the heroes.

---Genesis Rhapsodos