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[dammit_flynn]

[ T O A L L H E R O E S O F L I G H T ]

[ So Yuri decided it was would be great to throw his fellow teammate up for well, work! ]

To All,

Man, I'm not good at writing this but here's a heads up.

There's an old man that goes by Raven, he belongs to Brave Vesperia so if you find him somewhere, return him to Brave Vesperia, alive.

Being Brave Vesperia's property means he's got to do work around here, so if you folks have some heavy lifting and stuff that you can't do on your own, give him a message and he'll come flying. Especially you're a pretty lady.

[ Yuri scratches out the last line pretty badly so people could see it but whatever. ]

Oh, wasn't suppose to write that.

[ Seriously, he's just fucking around now. ]

That's all I got for a public announcement. See you on the flip side, Old Man.

P.S. Make sure you do a good job alright?

--Yuri Lowell.

[ ooc: and no effs were given on Raven's consent! ]

Comments

[oldspyce]

Hey! I'm not free labor you know. Being indebted to Brave Vesperia doesn't mean doing everybody else's dirty work.

[dammit_flynn]

Who said anything about free labor? I'm pretty sure you'll get paid for it.

[ writing back is fun. Yuri is highly amused. ]

Plus might as well get some public services before we make it official eventually

[oldspyce]

Who says I want to get paid for grunt work?

[He spent way too many years doing that already.]

These people don't know the etiquettes of how guilds work.

[damn_juicebox]

[An old man, treated as a slave? Surely this won't do!]

Lowell-san,

I am not familiar with the term 'Brave Vesperia.' I should hope that you do not make it a habit to conscript the elderly, particularly in regard to manual labor. If they are old, their bodies may not be able to withstand the rigors imposed upon those who still carry their youth.

I suggest that you terminate your claim on the elderly man at once.

--Rukia Kuchiki

[Rukia, no, you're getting the wrong impression entirely.]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Whoa this chick took that way too seriously. He's mostly screwing around but hey if she thinks he's a poor old man, he's not stopping her.

Wait until she finds out what kind of person Raven is! ]

Rukia,

Whoa there, you sure took that seriously.

Trust me, this old man isn't like the rest of the old men out there. You're giving him too much credit for being feeble and fragile.

No can do, he's been a property of Brave Vesperia.

-- Yuri Lowell

[ Yuri please. ]

Once she actually meets Raven, she's going to have so many apologies to give to Yuri

[damn_juicebox]

Lowell-san,

From what you are suggesting, it sounds as if this 'Brave Vesperia' practices an abominable slavery of the elderly. I cannot condone these actions, particularly against those who are unable to properly defend themselves because their bodies have begun to fail them. Are these truly the beliefs of a Hero of Light? I am disappointed.

--Rukia Kuchiki

[thegreatninja]

NOTED!

[dammit_flynn]

Yuffie,

Whoa no questions or anything? You sure know the drill~

-- Yuri Lowell

[thegreatninja]

[Her messages are informal, short and messy.]

Are you saying there is something else that I need to know?

[goddessofthesky]

Dear Yuri,

If he is looking for work I always have things that need to get done. Of course he'll be paid for his work. I don't know what his skills are but there are a wide range of things. I'd rather talk to him personally though.

I take it he's a friend of yours?

~Zelda

[dammit_flynn]

Zelda,

That would be great. You should let him know. I am sure he'd be happy to work with you.

He could always do it for free, you know, giving folks a hand and all.

[ He's joking though. ]

Sounds like a plan. I'll make sure to relay him the message and something like that.

We've got a history.

-- Yuri Lowell

[goddessofthesky]

Dear Yuri,

I’m glad to hear that. I didn’t think you’d randomly sign someone up for such a thing. I’m happy to hear that you have a friend here.

But yes, please let me know.

Thank you,

~Zelda

[silencesfate]

Will a renegade worker really be effective? How do you know if he won't just run?

-- Minato Arisato

[dammit_flynn]

Chances are he'd do the work before he runs off.

If he does, well I can by your contact man for it! I'll make sure he gets it done

--Yuri

[silencesfate]

I don't think I'll be needing an old man for anything anytime soon, I was just curious about his work ethic.

But um. I'll let you know. Him know. Whatever.

-- Minato Arisato

[lorule]

[ What a distasteful letter. She doesn't know any of the names mentioned, but that's annoying enough to prompt her to write something back. ]

To Sir Lowell;

What you are describing has a name: slavery. It is a practice forbidden both in my kingdom and the kingdom of Aqures.

Should you persist in claiming ownership over another sentient being, whether it is in your own name or in the name of a tertiary association, I shall take the necessary sanctions.

— Hilda, Princess and Sovereign of Lorule Kingdom

[dammit_flynn]

Hey now, slavery is a strong accusation Princess.

Tell ya what, I'll make sure he works twice as hard. I'm pretty sure the old man is game just for that.

Oh and good luck with that. Man, you do gooders sure like spoiling the fun.

--Yuri

[ nobility telling him what to do is a trigger so he's going to be a full blown ass hole just for that. ]

[lorule]

To Sir Lowell;

What you say is despicable. I have already forwarded your letter to the Law Enforcement office of this city. Expect to have visit soon. Even if you eventually end up claiming to have lied about owning the man, I believe this will help you get over the urge of accomplishing distasteful jokes. This may also help you to reevaluate the value of your peers' lives.

— Hilda, Princess and Sovereign of Lorule Kingdom

[lastfonmasterguardian]

And how would a beautiful lady find this Raven? ♥

Especially if, say, she were too fragile for shopping and doing chores around the house?

[dammit_flynn]

I see you are quite an enthusiastic girl! You can send me a letter requesting his help or send it to Raven!

I am sure he wouldn't let a fragile, delicate girl go shopping and heavy lifting by herself!

Guess who's already met Raven?

[ninjainviolet]

[ It's that "pretty lady" line that grabs her attention, because there's only been one who's hit on her. Not that she considers herself pretty, but because of the familiar connotation behind it. ]

Yuri Lowell-

This man wouldn't happen to wear his hair in a pony tail, would he?

Sheena Fujibayashi.

hahaha oh my god Sheena XD you poor soul

[dammit_flynn]

If he goes around spouting some flirtatious nonsense and has that ponytail, I am pretty sure that's the one!

-- Yuri

LOL Poor Raven, you mean. At least they have the same hairstylist. :D

[ninjainviolet]

Yep. That sounds like the man I met.

~Sheena

[ Because there can't be too many men on this world who match that description and name, right? ]

[destroy_all_vamps]

Yuri,

This guy sounds like a total pervert or something.

[Okay but... Yuichiro, that isn't what's important here.]

So, what's Brave Vesperia, anyway?

-Yuichiro

[dammit_flynn]

Whoa, you sure got that right away. He definitely radiates pervert!

[ Probably not but hey, Yuri doesn't care. ]

The brightest star in the skies of Terca Lumireis

--Yuri