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Rukia Kuchiki ([personal profile] damn_juicebox) wrote in [community profile] mogmelodies2015-09-16 11:00 am

To All

[The following letter arrives early in the afternoon. The penmanship is neat and elegant, and it's clear that the writer took her time to appear as formal and professional as possible. And for the most part it does seem professional...save for the little cartoonish bunny face she drew in the bottom right corner that's smiling happily up at you.]

To Those Who Reside in Aqures Ixen,

Greetings. I hope the day finds you well. I find myself in need of an instructor in the way of cooking and preparing meals, as my skills are relatively undeveloped. In return for your time and patience, I will purchase the ingredients, and I will also be willing to teach you a skill of my own if I am able. I reside in the house marked as B-03, but if you prefer, I will go to you for lessons as I am unsure what utensils we currently possess for culinary purposes. Please respond at your earliest convenience. I would be most grateful.

Regards,
Rukia Kuchiki
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-16 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[This letter is so formal. Johnny wonders if he'll even actually get along with this person. Well, it's worth a shot.]


I'm not a great cook, I'm still learning a lot myself. But someone taught me what I do know, and I can pass that along. He was really good at it, so I think his recipes deserve to be passed along.

I live at A-01 and have most of the stuff you'd need. You can bring along whatever else you might want, though.

-- Johnny D'Amico
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-17 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Bring along whatever you'd like to learn to cook, and I'll see what I can do with it. How's that?

Any time at night should be fine. During the day I'm out working construction, but I usually get back in the early evenings. Having someone come over will give me an excuse to finally clean up this kitchen, too.

-- Johnny
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-17 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. Any break in the routine is welcome. And sure, that time works. I'll see you then.

--Johnny

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-17 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whatever Rukia was expecting, it probably isn't what Johnny actually looks like. The door is answered by a six-foot-plus half-demon, with porcelain white hair and skin, and small blue horns. He blinks at Rukia for just a moment, since she looks so tiny and young, and he did not get that impression with how formal her letters were.]

Oh, hey. You must be Rukia. C'mon in. Like I said, don't mind the mess.
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-18 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Johnny recognizes that look all too well; he's used to it. His house isn't too bad off, but it's mostly the kitchen that has a lot of dishes that need to be done. He was in the middle of them when Rukia knocked, but he has some cooking utensils set out on the table ready to go for the lessons.]

I was by myself here for... I dunno. Several weeks. But I just got a new roommate when all the newbies rolled in last week. This'll be number three since I got here.

You're one of the newbies too, right? Whattaya think of this whole thing? Bein' Heroes and all that junk.
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-18 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[That answer surprised Johnny. He never thought of getting picked as a Hero as flattering, more just a hassle.]

Months, actually. Since... December, maybe January? I ain't much of a Hero, don't really wanna be. But I also don't like seeing innocent people get pushed around, so... [He shrugs.] I guess I'm more like a soldier than a Hero. That's how I look at it, anyway.

I dunno if we've gone missing, or if it's somethin' like, we get sent home right back when we left, if we manage to even get home. Probably the only one who might've known was Jessie - Palitutu, whatever - but she's long gone now. If people manage to make it through her notes, maybe they'll find somethin' about it.
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Probably, we'll get more questions before answers. A lotta weird stuff's happened since I got here. Most of it I'm still tryin' to sort out.

[The past lives dreams and dopplegangers, especially. He wondered if he should explain that, or if it was too much for someone who just got here.

He looks around the kitchen for a moment, which was looking a lot better now.]


Y'know what the hardest adjustment is though? The lack of modern appliances. No automatic dishwasher. No gas stove. No electric fridge. Never knew how good I had til I got here.

[He's grinning a bit, showing that he's not really complaining. Even bombed out like it was, Aqures Ixen was still better than Exsilium.]
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-20 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[That question catches him off-guard. Actually, it's the second part of that statement that does.]

Oh, uh-- demon. Half, anyway. You have? Really? I ain't ever met anyone who looks anythin' even close to me. Even other demons tend to look pretty different from me.

[Johnny sort of looks like if you took the different kinds of demons from his world and took a trait from each and tossed them into a blender. At least that's how the only other demon he met described it to him.]

Can I ask where ya met 'em?
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2015-09-22 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[You can thank him being half human, and raised by humans, for the fact that he's not a total terror. He's gotten better at dealing with that question since living off of Earth, and in places with other non-humans.]

Oh, uh, no it's cool. Honestly, it used to piss me off, but... the last place I lived had people from all over the universe showin' up in it too, so there was always all kindsa people around. So it got to be a pretty normal question.

[But cooking! Right. He heads over to some cabinets and starts taking out what they'll need.]

Right, so. 'Bout the easiest thing I know how to make is pasta, cuz noodles ain't that hard to make, and tomato sauce is like, the easiest damn thing in the world. If I can do it, anyone can. Sound good?