[You can thank him being half human, and raised by humans, for the fact that he's not a total terror. He's gotten better at dealing with that question since living off of Earth, and in places with other non-humans.]
Oh, uh, no it's cool. Honestly, it used to piss me off, but... the last place I lived had people from all over the universe showin' up in it too, so there was always all kindsa people around. So it got to be a pretty normal question.
[But cooking! Right. He heads over to some cabinets and starts taking out what they'll need.]
Right, so. 'Bout the easiest thing I know how to make is pasta, cuz noodles ain't that hard to make, and tomato sauce is like, the easiest damn thing in the world. If I can do it, anyone can. Sound good?
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Oh, uh, no it's cool. Honestly, it used to piss me off, but... the last place I lived had people from all over the universe showin' up in it too, so there was always all kindsa people around. So it got to be a pretty normal question.
[But cooking! Right. He heads over to some cabinets and starts taking out what they'll need.]
Right, so. 'Bout the easiest thing I know how to make is pasta, cuz noodles ain't that hard to make, and tomato sauce is like, the easiest damn thing in the world. If I can do it, anyone can. Sound good?