The double-take that comes out of that piece of information is so bad it makes Jack almost stumble. "Seriously!?" Jack stares at Chiaki incredulously for a second, and then shakes his head. "Hamsters. No no," he holds up his hands. "Run away from hamsters, got it. The more ridiculous the advice sounds, the more likely I should actually listen to it, because the dumber I'm going to feel when I mess it up."